Two nights ago I recorded Sean's snoring so he could see what I have to contend with on a nightly basis. Here's how the conversation went:
Me: "I taped your snoring - do you want to hear it?"
Me: "OK - I'll play it for you."
Sean: "No - I know I snore, I don't need to hear it."
Me: (walking up to him and playing the recording)
Sean: (listening) "That's not so bad!"
Me: "It was louder but I didn't want the light from my phone to wake you up so I didn't get too close."
Sean: "You kick me when I snore so I stop, what do you mean you didn't want to wake me up?!?!"
Me: "I didn't want the light to wake you up! That would be rude. As soon as I was done recording you, I kicked you to wake you up to make you stop."