The road was icy as hell on our lovely 9 degree commute to school this morning and when I heard the ambulance siren I pulled over like you're supposed to. Thank god Sean had the studded snow tires put on yesterday because cars were spinning out on that road like it was a frickin' Disney teacup ride.
Anyway after the ambulance passed, I started to pull back out onto the road when a dickwad in a truck almost barrelled into my side and scared the crap out of me.
Me: "STOP YOU JERK! YOU WAIT FOR ME, YOU F'N AMBULANCE CHASER!!!"
Pete: (from the back seat) "Man, that was scary! I almost flipped him the bird!"
Me: (after a stunned silence) "Pete, you would have gotten into serious trouble if you had."
Pete: "Well you said some bad stuff too...."
Me: "When you're a grown up you can make your own decisions when you're the driver. And I could have said a lot worse."
Pete: "That's true."
I hid my smile the rest of the way to school.