Me: "Buddy you really can't swear around me you know."
TJ: "Mom, I'm a teen now. What do you expect?"
Me: "I expect you to be thoughtful and respectful around adults, me included. That's what I expect."
TJ: "Well it's not like I said 'F'. I guess I'll only swear around the boys."
Good god, now it's "the boys". Someone help me.
PS - I not-so-secretly love it. Take that, autism.