Holy crap I'm in for it

TJ: "What the hell?!?!"

Me:  "Buddy you really can't swear around me you know."

TJ:  "Mom, I'm a teen now.  What do you expect?"

Me:  "I expect you to be thoughtful and respectful around adults, me included.  That's what I expect."

TJ:  "Well it's not like I said 'F'.  I guess I'll only swear around the boys."

Good god, now it's "the boys".  Someone help me.

PS - I not-so-secretly love it.  Take that, autism.