I could TOTALLY do that job.
How hard could it be, really? I mean, I dish out advice all the time, if not out loud then in my head to myself whenever I see a situation that needs my help. And there are a LOT of situations that need my help, trust me. I could finally be on to something here.
Let's give it a try with some sample questions:
Dear Hot Mama O Rama, I'm a stay-at-home mom with 2 young kids and the housework is really piling up! How can I do it all? Sincerely, Busy
Dear Busy, there is NO WAY you can do it all with 2 young kids! Are your 2 young kids breathing at the end of every day? If yes, then congratulations - you are doing enough. The rest will fall into place in time. Try not to lose your mind.
See how good I am at this??? I should have thought of this a long time ago.
Let's try another one:
Dear Hot Mama O Rama, I feel frumpy. What can I do to perk up my style without spending a lot of money? Sincerely, Frumpy
Dear Frumpy, SHOES! You don't need the expensive ones, just ones that make you feel fabulous. Take a risk and try a pair you've always wanted to try. And no matter what your weight, your shoes will always fit. Have fun.
OH MY GOD I AM SO GOOD AT THIS!!!
So who's hiring for this gig? Sign me up! And feel free to send me questions of your own - I am LOVING this!!!