Here's my predicament - and we're getting real, people, so if you can't take it, slooowly back away.
So almost two years ago, I had a pulmonary embolism. I'm fine, blah blah blah, but I can't ever take hormones in any way, shape, or form again.
I'm 45. The times they are a-changin'. Most people in my position can take some form of hormone therapy to balance themselves out as their hormones yank their brains and emotions to and fro like an evil tug-o-war. But not me. I'm at the mercy of the 'mones, as the case may be - ie: I'm screwed.
And so is everyone around me. I'm so sorry, friends.
So this got me to thinking that for the well being of myself and those around me, I should be locked away when the 'mones run amok. And to make it cute, because really, nothing about this is cute, I should give it a cute little name.
So when I'm feeling a little hormonal and nutsy, I'm just going to simply say "Cramp Camp!" And go off to safety where I can't do any critical damage.
Just so we're all on the same page. 'K?
Alright - thanks for listening. As you were.