Two nights ago I recorded Sean's snoring so he could see what I have to contend with on a nightly basis. Here's how the conversation went:
Me: "I taped your snoring - do you want to hear it?"
Sean: "No."
Me: "OK - I'll play it for you."
Sean: "No - I know I snore, I don't need to hear it."
Me: (walking up to him and playing the recording)
Sean: (listening) "That's not so bad!"
Me: "It was louder but I didn't want the light from my phone to wake you up so I didn't get too close."
Sean: "Oh."
*pause*
Sean: "You kick me when I snore so I stop, what do you mean you didn't want to wake me up?!?!"
Me: "I didn't want the light to wake you up! That would be rude. As soon as I was done recording you, I kicked you to wake you up to make you stop."
Sean:
Me: smiling....
True story.
Lauren, I have totally thought about doing this to Josh. By the way, he says I snore, but I'm sure it's a very cute, sleepy, girly snore whereas his is like a bear cutting down a tree with a chainsaw. No lie.
ReplyDeleteSean says I snore too, but mine is delicate. XO
Deleteyou forgot that I first blamed the dog. But it was all in good humor. Glad to know 'big brother' is listening now.
ReplyDeleteThat's right - you DID blame the dog! You blame the dog for a lot of things, come to think of it.... :)
DeleteLauren...
ReplyDeleteHad a pretty crappy day...
But now I am laughing aloud! Thanks for the story!
Great way to end my Monday!
XO
I'm so sorry you had a crappy day! Sucks. I hope tomorrow is better! Miss you! Xoxo
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