I had a quick visit to the emergency room today - everything is fine. A little scare. I'm really tired right not but not too tired to post highlights from the Sean and Lauren show.
Me: "Want me to hold my breath and make the machine beep?"
Sean: (deadpan) "That's a fun game."
Me: "I'm bored - dance!" (He did!)
Me: "This sucks - I want to leave."
Sean: "I'll wheel you right to the car - they'll never notice."
Me: "Yeah but they'll hear the getaway music playing in the background."
Sean: "And hear my crazy old man laugh."
Me: "I have to pee."
Sean shows me the bedpan display a la Vanna White.
Me: "I'm not peeing in a pan!"
Sean: "That's how they used to do it."
Me: "Who is they? They from the hospital days of yore?"
Sean: "Yes, that is they."
Good thing we weren't there for very long. Maybe they heard us and let us go home to spare them further performance? Woo hoo! Mission accomplished!